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Post by Luna Lovegood on Nov 7, 2010 15:30:03 GMT -5
Ninjas. Pirates are horrible drunk crooks
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Post by Pizzaarms on Nov 7, 2010 17:05:29 GMT -5
Ninjas.. FTW!
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Post by andrew on Nov 7, 2010 17:29:37 GMT -5
the ninjas can't get out in the water to beat the pirates and even if they try to swim out they won't have their agility powers to dodge bullets and canonballs
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Post by Taco Legs on Nov 8, 2010 1:43:54 GMT -5
He has a point.
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Post by Chris on Nov 8, 2010 10:54:28 GMT -5
But the pirates are Clumsy on land and ninjas would pwn them.
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Post by Luna Lovegood on Nov 8, 2010 11:26:35 GMT -5
pirates are drunks with no training whatsoever the pirates wouldn't know there were ninjas on the ship until almost all of his mates are dead.
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Post by Taco Legs on Nov 8, 2010 13:34:38 GMT -5
Pirates train from experience.
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Post by Luna Lovegood on Nov 8, 2010 14:15:56 GMT -5
But they don't have that much experience a lot of them only have a few years. ninjas have been trained since birth.
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Post by Taco Legs on Nov 8, 2010 15:21:05 GMT -5
They have plenty of experience.
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Post by Chris on Nov 8, 2010 15:36:06 GMT -5
Read left to right. Not up and down. Compaare each fault.
------Pirates: Ruthless and brutal ---------------------------Ninjas: Lack any personality
------Pirates: Wear eye patches ----------------------------Ninjas: Wear headbands
------Pirates: Fight with swords ----------------------------Ninjas: Fight skillfully with any object
------Pirates: Represented by a skull and bones -------Ninjas: Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
------Pirates: Obnoxious and stink horribly ---------------Ninjas: Live in your house secretly for days
------Pirates: Have large shadows from being fat ------Ninjas: Can remove their shadow if needed
------Pirates: Launch cannonballs -------------------------Ninjas: Hurl shurikens
------Pirates: Ride in big wooden boats -----------------Ninjas: Go anywhere they want instantly
------Pirates: Put daggers in their teeth -----------------Ninjas: Catch bullets in their teeth
------Pirates: Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh" ------------------------Ninjas: Kill themselves if they make a noise
------Pirates: Limp with pegged legs ----------------------Ninjas: Can run 100 miles on their hands
------Pirates: Taught by other pirates --------------------Ninjas: Train 20 hours/day starting from age 1
------Pirates: Have names like Schmee -------------------Ninjas: Have cool words like Sepulku
------Pirates: Can be smelled before seen ---------------Ninjas: Are masters of disguise
------Pirates: Use rowboats ---------------------------------Ninjas: Can hover for hours
------Pirates: Drink all day long ---------------------------Ninjas: Flip out and kill everything
------Pirates: Rely on other crew members --------------Ninjas: Are completely self-sufficient.
------Pirates: Make traitors walk a wooden plank ------Ninjas: Split planks vertically with their nose
------Pirates: Don't bother hiding, ever --------------------Ninjas: Can hide in incense smoke
------Pirates: Kill people with black powder guns -------Ninjas: Kill people.
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Post by Taco Legs on Nov 8, 2010 15:54:13 GMT -5
Has a ninja ever had a movie better than pirates of the Caribbean? Have they ever had a better portrayal than the one by Johnny Depp? I honestly don't care about who can beat whom.
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Post by Chris on Nov 9, 2010 11:50:00 GMT -5
True. But overall ninjas are best.
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