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Post by Pizzaarms on Feb 15, 2011 8:52:01 GMT -5
Shawn: Hello Ladies and Gentleman, [dramatic music] I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora... Borealis! There are over four... hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said the universe is even larger than the Indian ocean, that is why it is called Infinitum Staroctopussium. [constellations come up] Ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. Over here we have... one with a guy... holding some sort of... thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish.
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Post by Pizzaarms on Feb 15, 2011 9:03:49 GMT -5
Gus: You're dating a murderer!
Shawn: Not exclusively.
Gus: You don't smell that?
Shawn: I don't smell anything.
Gus: That's because you don't have the Super Smeller!
Shawn: Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to name a body part, man, name your butt. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon.
Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
Henry: What about your license?
Shawn: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're refering to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
Shawn: Life insurance policy?
Gus: It doesn't make any sense.
Shawn: Tell me about it. ...Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.
Gus: You never could understand legalese.
Shawn: Oh really? Remind me who it was who set up our Psych 401(k)s?
Gus: Oh, you mean our 601(k)s? Because India doesn't have 401(k)s.
Shawn: It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made, like, 500 rupee.
Gus: That's thirteen dollars.
Shawn: Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua. I have a foolproof plan that solves the case and gives the Chief all the credit.
Gus: What is it?
Shawn: Actually, all I have is the phrase "I have a foolproof plan." Beyond that, I'm wide open
Gus: I'm still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn't shoot Chavez?
Shawn: It's relatively easy, Gus. I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Descartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that's a wine.
Gus: That's pinot noir. v
All of these are from the TV Series: Psych
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Post by Killjoy (party poison) on Feb 15, 2011 14:37:37 GMT -5
Hahaha I liked the licence to kill one xD
"look at the size of that frickin bare!!"
"good!! I am in such a muffiny mood oh yes. Such muffins do I nead. Such muffins."
"hi muffin, I'm gonna name you 'ffin."
"Frank, come back, never in the history of the world has a spider ever hurt anyone."
"the wall was mouthing off to me so I kicked it and broke all my toes."
"if I say 'jump' you say 'how high?' if I say 'make the shinigami eye deal' you do it twice."
"this is ryan. He's a ninja of sorts."
"before facebook I could like stuff without pressing a button. Than again I like pressing buttons so..."
"why dose my water have an ingrediants list.....and why is there more than one ingrediant?!!"
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Post by Pizzaarms on Feb 15, 2011 15:12:17 GMT -5
Ryan: The night before I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called "fries quatro quesos dos fritos"; you know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four-cheese mixture, fry them three quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and an ancho chili sour cream? Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise I had to turn my head and look and that is when I overheard the guys with the curlicues on his face tell the other guy in the corner table about the assassination plot.
Shawn: Can that be true?
Gus: No way.
Shawn: I mean, is that even possible?
Gus: I couldn't imagine it!
Shawn: There's no way they could prepare a fry like that; that'd be way too much for the... for the human palate to manage!
Gus: It would be a flavor seizure.
Chief Vick: Gentlemen, please, don't be ridiculous.
Shawn: The Chief's right; let's just, just take a minute here to think this through. [pauses] They must be parboiling the potato first.
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Post by ronirose on Apr 12, 2011 19:46:04 GMT -5
meg: i got a new camera for my birthday! it has four gigglebites! i don't know why they call them that, i mean a camera doesn't laugh.....
Ronnie b.: uh, meg? it's called giggabytes.
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Post by Killjoy (party poison) on Apr 12, 2011 21:48:52 GMT -5
Gigglebites?? That's amazing!!
"when I grow up, I plan to become batman the fairy."
"somewhere someone with no arms is listening to Anyone can Play Guitar by Radiohead and crying."
"Dont go there. It's a soft spot for me that I have big ears and can't fly. That's actually why I hate dumbo."
"Yo, am I gonna die?"
"Who're you?? Oh no."
"No I can explain!...I'm really catwoman."
"Hi. I'm Clair and by that I mean not Clair."
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Post by Pizzaarms on Apr 13, 2011 11:00:38 GMT -5
As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Man with Two Faces," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore
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Post by Pizzaarms on Apr 13, 2011 11:06:28 GMT -5
"n00b!" - About every person that plays a game.
"Bow ties are cool."- The Eleventh Doctor
The Doctor: Legs! I've still got legs!! [kisses one of them.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl! [checks Adam's apple.] No! No! I'm not a girl! [pulls a lock of his hair in front of his eyes and looks at it, agitated] And still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm...
[The whole console room shakes.]
The Doctor: [ecstatic.] Ha-ha! Crashing!
[As the burning TARDIS falls to Earth, the new Doctor clings to the central control column, laughing and whooping with glee. He looks up and shouts]
The Doctor: Geronimo!!
The Doctor: You're Amelia!
Amy: You're late.
The Doctor: Amelia Pond, you're the little girl!
Amy: I'm Amelia and you're late.
The Doctor: What happened?
Amy: Twelve years.
The Doctor: You hit me with a cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years!
The Doctor: Cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years and four psychiatrists!
The Doctor: Four?
Amy: I kept biting them.
The Doctor: Why?
Amy: They said you weren't real.
The Doctor: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?
Amelia: Yeah...
The Doctor: Everything's going to be fine.
The Doctor: And what sort of job's a kissogram?
Amy Pond: I go to parties and I... kiss people... [clears throat] with outfits. It's a laugh!
The Doctor: You were a little girl five minutes ago!
Amy Pond: You're worse than my aunt!
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everybody's aunt! [catches himself] And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. [Smiles] I am definitely a madman with a box
The Doctor: Amy, Winston Churchill!
Churchill: Doctor... is it you?
The Doctor: Winston, my old friend!
[Churchill puts out his hand]
The Doctor: Ha! Every time!
Amy: What's he after?
The Doctor: TARDIS key, of course.
Churchill: Think of what I could achieve with your remarkable machine, Doctor! Think of the lives that could be saved.
The Doctor: Ah, doesn't work like that.
Churchill: Must I take it by force?
The Doctor: I'd like to see you try.
Churchill: [Beat, then to the soldiers] At ease.
[The Doctor and Amy are stood over an exhibit in a museum, a futuristic black box]
The Doctor: The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. [dramatically] The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, there were many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does this one say?
The Doctor: [hesitates, then, exasperatedly] "Hello sweetie".
River Song: Use the stabilisers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.
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Post by ronirose on Apr 13, 2011 14:56:55 GMT -5
ronnie: "don't antagonize roni's dad. he sharpens knives after dinner."
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Post by ronirose on Apr 14, 2011 21:33:41 GMT -5
mary c: you have a serious problem.
meg: no i don't. i am happy all the time!!!
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Post by killjoy (kobra kid) on Apr 14, 2011 23:36:25 GMT -5
hahahhaha its true, i have a serious case of happiness  "put the camera on self destruction... i mean self timer..." *me and maryc singing the "please bring us some figgy pudding" song* veronica b "if you guys dont stop i'm gonna drown you both in figgy pudding" "yo, the karma police just arrested goldie locks in the form of bear." |
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Post by ronirose on Apr 15, 2011 5:27:57 GMT -5
theresa s: he sneezed! (this occured while watching and then there were none.) he's gotta be the killer!
meg: *Achoo!*
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Post by Killjoy (party poison) on Apr 15, 2011 7:41:57 GMT -5
Hahahahaha!!! The karma police. That's classic.
"ALL BANDS SELLOUT IN THE END!! ALL ANIMALS EAT PEOPLE!!!!"
-MaryG
My mom: so pretty sunny day outside huh?
Me: yeah *runs outside* MY SKIN!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! OH THE AGONY!!!
My mom: pfft. Teenagers.
"ok socks or no socks, I just wanna win the lottory."
-random girl that walked past me on a cellphone
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Post by killjoy (kobra kid) on Apr 15, 2011 20:33:40 GMT -5
LOL "socks or no socks" ok i died laughing.
"Nobody expects me to have the mean-ness in me.."
"I wanted to say hi, but I was terrified so I said waddup."
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Post by ronirose on Apr 18, 2011 16:39:05 GMT -5
meg: did anyone else see that weird chic with the zebra-striped pants?
julimar: that was me.
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